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Your Mother Jokes; Tell us your best jokes!
Tweet Topic Started: Apr 20 2009, 10:57 AM (2,182 Views)
Grapefruit Man	Apr 20 2009, 10:57 AM Post #1
New User Posts: 2 Group: Members Member #617 Joined: Apr 20, 2009	Post your best Your Mother Jokes for everyone to laugh at!
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chuM	Apr 20 2009, 11:06 AM Post #2
Level 2 Posts: 61 Group: Members Member #484 Joined: Mar 31, 2009	Your momma so ugly she only eats poo snakes from Blue Dragon. phail EPIC
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AngelOfDeath1897	Apr 20 2009, 12:20 PM Post #3
Orlok - GróttånsBårn Posts: 654 Group: Members Member #95 Joined: Jan 27, 2009	Yo mama's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic. Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. oh, hahaha Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. xD
	Different from the start Fate that never was written in the stars Led to a change of hearts http://www.youtube.com/user/AngelOfDeath1897 I am mortal. I am born to love and to suffer


dewdenelite2	Apr 20 2009, 09:21 PM Post #4
Stoner Posts: 384 Group: Members Member #339 Joined: Mar 4, 2009	yo momma is so fat, when she steped on the scale it said to be continue
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XxKomebackKidxX	Apr 20 2009, 09:31 PM Post #5
Posts: 1,899 Group: Moderator Member #22 Joined: Jan 27, 2009 Currently Playing Dying Light, Megaman Legacy Collection Twitter https://twitter.com/	Yo momma so fat... She dont break a sweat, she shatters it.
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Ebo	Apr 20 2009, 10:44 PM Post #6
Level 2 Posts: 56 Group: Members Member #145 Joined: Jan 27, 2009	yo momma so old, when i told her to act her age she dropped dead.



FredDinenage081	Apr 20 2009, 10:46 PM Post #7
Lt. Colonel Kojak Slaphead the Third Posts: 239 Group: Members Member #606 Joined: Apr 18, 2009	Your mother is so fat because she can't stop eating.
	'Convoy? Michael, you're hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle.'


Stinkomanrocker2	Apr 21 2009, 12:12 AM Post #8
Level 4 Posts: 280 Group: Members Member #8 Joined: Jan 27, 2009	yo momma so stupid, when she worked at the m&m factory, she threw away all the W's
	Playin' this station since '95


Golden_Age_Gamer	Apr 21 2009, 10:24 AM Post #9
Level 5 Posts: 584 Group: Members Member #579 Joined: Apr 15, 2009	Yo momma so old, she owes Fred Flinstone food stamps. Yo momma so fat, her hand can fit the whole original x-box controller..



Rustywhale	Apr 21 2009, 12:10 PM Post #10
Level 2 Posts: 95 Group: Members Member #229 Joined: Feb 2, 2009	Yo momma so fat even Naruto doesnt believe it.



Comatose87	Apr 25 2009, 09:16 PM Post #11
Level 3 Posts: 183 Group: Members Member #242 Joined: Feb 4, 2009	your momma so fat jabba the hut said DAMN!!!
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RROD Victim 360	Apr 26 2009, 04:37 AM Post #12
No More Gameboy's :( Posts: 635 Group: Members Member #65 Joined: Jan 27, 2009	I don't know any good ones Edited by RROD Victim 360, Apr 26 2009, 04:38 AM.



KeeL246	Apr 27 2009, 03:05 PM Post #13
Posts: 1,711 Group: Founding Members Member #15 Joined: Jan 27, 2009	Your mama's so wrinkly she can shred cheese on her face. Yes, that was terrible, but I felt the need to say it. =]



mvpnumber6	Apr 28 2009, 02:16 PM Post #14
Level 3 Posts: 122 Group: Members Member #30 Joined: Jan 27, 2009	your mamas so fat even jabba the hut said DAMN!
	I Fucking Would


Xsleepyx3	Feb 27 2010, 04:08 PM Post #15
VAPÖR Posts: 825 Group: Members Member #1,139 Joined: Aug 14, 2009	yo momma so stupid she climbed over a glass wall. yo momma so stupid she locked her keys in her motercycle yo momma so old she got jesus to sign her yearbook yo momma so fat that the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs yo momma so old the milk in her breast turned to powder thats all i got. lol



Scott	Feb 27 2010, 04:21 PM Post #16
Licensed Dark Cloud Fanboy Posts: 893 Group: Members Member #1,281 Joined: Sep 26, 2009	Yo momma so fat, that when people drive around her, they run out of gas!
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sdcpro	Mar 27 2010, 01:46 AM Post #17
Level 9 Posts: 2,243 Group: Members Member #1,460 Joined: Dec 21, 2009	Yo momma so fat, I didn't want to laugh, but when she tripped, the ground was cracking up!



DizzyDial	Mar 27 2010, 01:49 AM Post #18
RPG Obessed Posts: 1,086 Group: Members Member #1,617 Joined: Feb 18, 2010	Golden_Age_Gamer Apr 21 2009, 10:24 AM Yo momma so fat, her hand can fit the whole original x-box controller.. This made my day



Direngrey911	Mar 27 2010, 12:44 PM Post #19
Tanzbefehl! Posts: 1,012 Group: Members Member #1,678 Joined: Mar 11, 2010	Your mama is so fat, Obi-Wan said "that's no moon, that's yo momma!"
	+ "Mit den Mauern brachen die Herzen, im Bombenhagel, in der Stadt. Hab dich verloren in diesen Tagen und jede Stunde an dich gedacht! " + +


ps3girlgamer1990	Mar 27 2010, 12:47 PM Post #20
Lexie Posts: 759 Group: Members Member #1,627 Joined: Feb 23, 2010	yo mom so fat that she has to live on jupitor
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tom	Mar 28 2010, 04:39 PM Post #21
Level 2 Posts: 98 Group: Members Member #1,516 Joined: Jan 8, 2010	Your mom is like a bowling ball, she gets fingered thrown in the gutter and always comes back for more



Direngrey911	Mar 28 2010, 08:19 PM Post #22
Tanzbefehl! Posts: 1,012 Group: Members Member #1,678 Joined: Mar 11, 2010	Yo momma so stupid she thought Jar-Jar comes with Pickles-Pickles!
	+ "Mit den Mauern brachen die Herzen, im Bombenhagel, in der Stadt. Hab dich verloren in diesen Tagen und jede Stunde an dich gedacht! " + +


ps3girlgamer1990	Mar 28 2010, 08:42 PM Post #23
Lexie Posts: 759 Group: Members Member #1,627 Joined: Feb 23, 2010	Direngrey911 Mar 28 2010, 08:19 PM Yo momma so stupid she thought Jar-Jar comes with Pickles-Pickles! lmao your mama so stupid she thinks that star wars is a war between the stars
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Direngrey911	Mar 29 2010, 11:49 AM Post #24
Tanzbefehl! Posts: 1,012 Group: Members Member #1,678 Joined: Mar 11, 2010	Yo momma so stupid she kept sayin' "AM NOT" to R2!
	+ "Mit den Mauern brachen die Herzen, im Bombenhagel, in der Stadt. Hab dich verloren in diesen Tagen und jede Stunde an dich gedacht! " + +


matt456p	Jul 8 2010, 04:47 PM Post #25
Otherwise known as Matt Posts: 2,511 Group: Members Member #868 Joined: Jun 17, 2009	Your welcome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIeq4i-us8I
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