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Chat up lines...
Topic Started: Feb 23 2011, 07:38 PM (547 Views)
FisHeaD
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OK, what are your chat-up lines to get girls from clubs n pubs. Just some cool lines would be nice :) . Funny to. Im was at a party and thought of this and didnt know what to say at this girl im shy sometimes beer doesnt help.
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KingJames88
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Nothing beats confidence, making sure to have a lot of it but not too much that you come off as arrogant.

A funny line that won't work but made me laugh the first time I heard it:

You might as well sleep with me because I'm gonna tell everyone you did anyway.
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KingJames88
Feb 23 2011, 07:52 PM
A funny line that won't work but made me laugh the first time I heard it:

You might as well sleep with me because I'm gonna tell everyone you did anyway.
HA! :bowserlaugh:
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Ha, alright here it is:

"I've got a volcano, in my pants, just ready to explode, baby!"

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bolton121
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Here's a few:

Alright love give me your digits

I might not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you

I'm a computer nerd and Id love to byte your bits as you have a beautiful graphical interface

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good
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I made some pretty awesome Pokemon phrases...

I just turn on my Charmander pants come off.

I made her Bulbasaur.

And a lot of other really dirty, gross ones that just can't be mentioned for fear of being banned, lol.

Not really pick up lines...but they ARE pretty clever, if I do say so myself.


Aw...just searched it on google and I'm not the first person to come up with the Charmander one. :/
Edited by Jonny Justice, Feb 24 2011, 11:15 AM.
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This one works everything:

Hi my name is (insert name here). Are you drunk enough to go home with me?
If You Care, Check The Links And Add Me
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IF MY POSTS DON'T MAKE SENSE, I APOLOGIZE. I'M POSTING WITH MY CELL. THANX.
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"Hey baby are you from Tennessee, cause your the only Ten-I-See"

"Is your Vagina a computer?... cause I got a 3" floppy you can insert"

There are others but I can only be assed to type those two!
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"I'd like to slam some new ram in your expansion slot."
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bolton121
Feb 24 2011, 11:09 AM


I might not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you

This one is hysterical, as is the one with the three inch floppy disk, I gotta remember those.
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Jonny Justice
Feb 24 2011, 11:14 AM
I made some pretty awesome Pokemon phrases...

I just turn on my Charmander pants come off.

I made her Bulbasaur.

And a lot of other really dirty, gross ones that just can't be mentioned for fear of being banned, lol.

Not really pick up lines...but they ARE pretty clever, if I do say so myself.


Aw...just searched it on google and I'm not the first person to come up with the Charmander one. :/
You just reminded me of a really funny and clever song.
The Birds and the Beedrills

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KingJames88
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Lol I remember that song, reminds me of the Super mario Brothers song as well.
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Nice lines guys. If I get off with a girl or get laid i'm thanking all of you :)

I found a good line

Put your shirt in a girls hand and say: "Hey, does that feel like boyfriend material?"
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No one on this forum has ever been laid. Ever.
VSigma100: If I've learned anything on here it's that Andsy is a crazy bastard. LOL.
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Andsy
Feb 24 2011, 06:06 PM
No one on this forum has ever been laid. Ever.
I have...by doing the opposite and not using pick-up lines. I just introduce myself and let my natural charm do the rest. </ego trip>
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Same here. Ahahahaaaaa. I met my girlfriend ON THE INTERNET. over 7 years ago now, I'm the most unconfident dude ever in real life, can't make eye contact or anything.

If you want a bird worth a damn, don't listen to this bullshit pick up artist bollocks, chat up lines and peacocking are only gunna catch you fish with herpes.

PS. Don't lie dude. No one who plays videogames has ever gotten laid. Ever.
VSigma100: If I've learned anything on here it's that Andsy is a crazy bastard. LOL.
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Any one can get laid with this line. Good thing I brought my library card because im checking you out.
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Andsy
Feb 24 2011, 06:17 PM
Same here. Ahahahaaaaa. I met my girlfriend ON THE INTERNET. over 7 years ago now, I'm the most unconfident dude ever in real life, can't make eye contact or anything.

If you want a bird worth a damn, don't listen to this bullshit pick up artist bollocks, chat up lines and peacocking are only gunna catch you fish with herpes.

PS. Don't lie dude. No one who plays videogames has ever gotten laid. Ever.
Lol i wasnt ever going to take this seriously mate. I was practically drunk when i wrote this and thought it would be a laugh. Im never gonna use a pokemon pun to get a girl. eventually someone will like me for me and I'll just be myself.
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How much?


That usually works for me.
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